- Confessions of a reactionary utopian
Category: politics
The Five Wisdoms of politics
- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
- What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
- The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
- When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
- You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
Healthy humility
Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy.
Qualifications for the Presidency
… All the odds are on the man who is, is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most easily and adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more closely the inner soul of the people.
We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
Democrats and Republicans
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
Controlling corruption
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
Parliament of whores
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
Tireless minority
It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.
Honesty in government
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Practical politics
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed and hence clamorous to be led to safety by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.