Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
Majority vs. minority
If the majority distributes among itself the things of a minority, it is evident that it will destroy the city.
Strong government
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
Politicians
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Congress critters
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class … save Congress.
Foolish endeavor
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
Taxation vs. taxidermy
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Capitalism vs. socialism
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
Government analogy
The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Talk is cheap
Talk is cheap … except when Congress does it.