Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
If the majority distributes among itself the things of a minority, it is evident that it will destroy the city.
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class … save Congress.
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Talk is cheap … except when Congress does it.