No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Watch out!
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!
Government wealth transfer
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Government-sponsored health care
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!
Not jokes, but facts
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Government’s view of the economy
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
The fiction of government
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
Government responsibility
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Foreign aid
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Democracy
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.