Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
Tag: P. J. O’Rourke
(1947- ) U.S. humorist, journalist, and political commentator
There ought to be a law
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
Social security
Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich.
The mystery of government
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Getting rid of poverty
You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
Optimism about government
Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
Democrats and Republicans
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
Controlling corruption
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
Parliament of whores
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
Government-sponsored health care
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!